I'm 49% Virgin

Mar 14, 20153 min read

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Published: Mar 14, 2015

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Tagged by m'dear :artisticallystupid:

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as "I'm __% Virgin" after you are done. Lower number you have the more you've done!

START: 100%

() Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
() gotten/given a hand-job.
() gotten/given a blow-job.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
() Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

() Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(x) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
() Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
() Went streaking.
() Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
() Kissed a stranger.
() Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
() Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

() Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
() Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
() Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
() Made porn.
() Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
() Laughed yourself to sleep.
() Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

() Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person in the same room.
(x) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital.
() Sneaked into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
() Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

(x) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked.
() Stalked someone.
() Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
() Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

() Got caught stealing something.
() Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Gotten arrested.
() Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
() Been to another country.
() Set your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Eaten a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
() Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%

(x) Been mistaken as older/younger than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(x) Been rejected.
() Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Total: 49% virgin